Sunday, September 21, 2008

North Carolina For Some Cousin Lovin'

As our plane landed in NJ from NC this past Friday I realized Jordan was on her 26th flight.  She has more mileage on her than a used car!  Of course to me each flight, whether it's the 9th flight or the 26th flight brings on the same level of panic and panic packing that comes along when you're traveling w/a child.

My diaper bag, when flying, is like a larger swollen retaining water version of itself b/c I have it stuffed w/so many snacks, books, toys, the DVD player, too many DVDs, diapers, wipes, change of clothes, drinks and of course a back-up pacifier!  All for that just-in-case-we-are-stuck-in-the-airport situation.

Who needs airline food?  I can provide each passenger w/Graduates dried fruit snacks, cookies, gold fish, pretzels, string cheese, fruit, fruit roll-ups, Cheerios, milk and water.  It's the same amount of stuff whether we're flying an hour to NC or 3-4 hours to some island.

Don't worry about your hands getting dirty.  I have enough wipes in my swollen bag to wipe down the outside of the plane if need be.

No pillows to be had on the plane?  No worries, just prop a few of my 17 unused diapers together and you have yourself a pillow!

I can have story time on the plane for those passengers who wish to attend.

I can show many different movies depending on the mood of the passengers:  I find Winnie The Pooh to be calming and sweet.  Blues Clues if you're looking for a mystery movie.  And Word World if you're interested in comedy.

And no matter how many times we fly and how much stuff I bring Jordan usually only requires either a DVD and some gold fish or she just falls asleep on one of us and I'm left wondering who is going to eat all the snacks I've brought.

Onto our trip:  we spent a week in NC w/Bubby, Pop-Pop, Aunt Christy & Max.  It was the best week!  Jordan and Max can not get enough of each other and spend a good part of the day hugging one another.  Jordan thinks Max is the funniest guy on the planet and I found out that Max thinks the word 'penis' is the funniest thing he's ever heard in his entire life!  I can out of the blue look at him and say "Hey Max.......penis" and he literally falls to the ground in a fit of laughter.  I was going to try a few other body parts to see if I'd get the same reaction but I knew that would get me 'the look' from my sister which is the exact 'look' my mom used to give me when I was in trouble so I opted to stick w/'penis'.

While we were in NC Jordan decided she was missing too much Max time by napping so on Thursday she decided to nap for 20 minutes and then stay up until 8pm.  I was on alert all day waiting for the tired meltdown which never came.  She could not have been happier or funnier than that day.  

Jordan has said her first sentence!!  It's the only one but I love it.  She says, "I DID IT" when she opens something or lifts something heavy or unsticks something.  It is so super cool to hear her put those three words together.  

She now sits down w/her books and pretends to read.  I watch her pointing to the letters and saying them out loud.  Of course every letter is either 'A' or 'E' but it's a start.  

I am constantly quizzing her on the names of everyone in our lives.  The computer has a continuos slideshow of family/friends pictures.  She stumped me on a name the other day until I realized she was saying her own name which to her sounds like 'Jordan' but when she's saying it, it comes out as 'Jo-Jo'!!  How friggin cute is that?

'Jo-Jo' locked Mima out of the house the other day!  It was really funny.  Somehow overnight Jordan is now able to reach the door knobs but she can't turn them to open the door.  However, she can turn the lock inside the door knob on the door leading out to the garage which is what happened the other day.  Mima went out to get something from her car, Jordan went over to the door and locked it and then came back to play w/me and a few minutes later we hear this angry banging at the door.  When I open the door to let Mima in she is totally accusing me of locking her out on purpose and how "it's really not that funny" as I'm cracking up trying to explain that it wasn't me who did it.  And that's when I realized I am so screwed in my life from here on out b/c even before Jordan entered our world I was always in trouble for one thing or another when it came to Mima.  Now, I'm totally fried, cooked, toast.  Because from here on out anything Jordan does to Mima I'm the one who's going to take the fall.  Maybe we really should get a dog so I can just sleep in the dog house b/c that's where I seem to be 90% of the time!!


Saturday, September 13, 2008

A Birthday Party Thank You To Jake!

Jordan would like to take this opportunity to thank Jake for hosting one amazing birthday party!  She would also like to thank Jake's mommy for convincing Toys-R-Us to house their overstocked toys in her living room, her dining room, her kitchen, her deck, her hallway, her garage and her backyard.  And we can't forget to thank Jake's mommy for supplying the coolest, most fun, most tiring blow up obstacle course out there!  This provided hours upon hours of endless giggles, laughs and 'rug' burns on each person who experienced the obstacle course!!!  Jakes' Mommy swears she's not going to host another at home b.day party next year and she's probably right b/c I doubt they'll bring the water park she's going to rent out to her backyard so it looks like we'll be moving the party elsewhere!

Happy 3rd birthday Jake!  Jordan loves you like crazy!

Friday, September 12, 2008

Discovering The Boogy

We have a new discovery in THE LAND OF JORDAN...the inside of our nose.  I don't know if there was a kid meeting to discuss this discovery or if a kid memo was distributed w/out my knowledge explaining the benefits of nose picking but somehow Jordan has now zoned in on the inside of her nose via her finger!  Lovely.

My discovery of her discovery happened while we were driving.  I looked back to find a very content child w/her finger up her nose and this look on her face that said, "Why didn't I figure this out sooner?  This is wonderful!"

So of course I try telling her not to put her finger up her nose, followed by silly reasons why her finger should not be up her nose, followed by starting the discussion all over again b/c her finger is back up her nose.  

And it gets better, oh yes, it gets better.  I look back again and now Jordan is examining w/such intense interest a boogy on her finger.  Oh God, you know what comes next right?  All while I'm driving.....!

So I am once again telling Jordan to stop picking her nose and to give the boogy to me (is there an actual real term for 'boogy'?) and as I look back again I see her finger heading towards her mouth.......................and that's when I let out this absolute panicked "NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" out of my mouth as if time had slowed to a serious crawl and everything was happening in slow motion.  Of course I was too late.  The boogy found residence in my child's mouth.

Glad I could share the boogy saga w/each of you!

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Jordan's First Posted Blog 9/10/08


The first of many, I'm sure, blog updates for each of you pertaining to THE LAND OF JORDAN.

Please forgive the non-funny first post, I'm just getting familiar w/this whole blog thing and trying to make THE LAND OF JORDAN a sweet looking page.                                                                                                                                                      
So, here it goes:

Today was spent at Turtleback Zoo w/two of Jordan's little buddies:  Chase & Kylie.  The 3 of them had more fun eating each other's snacks then looking at the animals.

Jordan's new thing is saying, "ME" when she really means to say, "YOU"!  We will toss a ball back and forth to each other, first Jordan then me then Jordan again and she knows the next toss is to me and she says, "ME" all the while meaning, "YOU".  I'm not sure how to correct this one, I'm just going to let time take care of it.

Jordan is now 21 months and I swear super gifted!  Although I'm quite sure all first time moms believe their child is super gifted, I mean really, what the heck do we have to compare it to?  So to me, Jordan is super gifted!

She learns a new word just about each day and likes to use them over and over again.  Of course the favorites are always:  "UH-OH", "UP", "OUCH", "KISS", "EAT", "WAH-WAH" (for water), "CAT" followed by "MEOW", "DOG" followed by "ARF ARF", "MILK", "POOH" (for Winnie The Pooh), "TIGGY" (for Tigger), and my personal favorite:  "SCHMUTZ" (pertaining to any and all things found on the floor).

We are working out Jordan's fall schedule and I have to say, she is one incredibly busy child:  Little Gym on Mondays, art class on Tuesdays, playgroup on Wednesdays, Parent/Toddler class on Thursdays and either a music class or soccer on Fridays!  And she's not even 2!